What is Pffftt?
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Aka - The 'Jeff Goldblum Noise'. The phonetic spelling of that sound made by actor Jeff Goldblum to punctuate every other sentence he utters. A kind of smug, smirking exhalation through one's splayed nostrils, which makes the user appear superior yet self-depreciating at the same time.
"Holsten Pills... pffftt... Because all the sugar turns to alcohol!"
"You could tell that Jurassic Park 3 was going to suck ass because... pffftt... they couldn't even get an old whore like me to be in it."
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An unsavoury move involving butter as a lubricant. Often performed under the table in seedy, or occasionally high class restaurants.
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the act of having and erection while you are masturbating and you cum and it drips down over your balls and dries, leaving them crusty a..
