Pfft Rift

What is Pfft Rift?

An event so unlikely that it would actually bend time and space if it ever occured

Guy1: My band is going to be the next Beatles

Guy2: PFFFT Rift.

or

Guy1: You wanna go with me to the movies tomorrow

Guy2: Sure I'll get there via Pfft Rift.

See unlikely, never, rift, pfft

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