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To masterbate.
Last night my wife walked in on me while I was quizzing the captain.
See walk the dog, spank the monkey, jerk off, jack..
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(Somewhat archaic) chatspeak for "grin," deriving, AFAIK, from IRC.
See *g*, which is more common nowadays, especially on AIM..
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A hand job lubricated with mustard (definitely not dijon). Also known as the TC Slider. Similar to the Kansas City Slider (KC Slider)...