What is Pfpib?
1.
Pasty Faced People (Person) In Black
Disaffected youth from high enough in the Maslow's heirarchy to be able to consider "themselves" disaffected. Typically Pasty-white, not due to melanoma risk-avoidance, but rather a love for vampire/Bauhaus culture. They dress mostly in black uniforms as Emo- and Goth-like to identify themselves as a sub-culture. Amazingly, the group will wear their eye-catching uniforms of black, including Dr. Martin knock-offs, even in the most oppressively humid and hot weather.
Together, this combination of skin tone and clothing adherence to blend in to a group of "suffering individuals" makes them the PFPIBs.
Dead Milkmen "Instant Club Hit"
Oh, baby, look at you
Don't you look like Siouxsie Sioux (PFPIB)
How long'd it take to get that way
What a terrible waste of energy
You wear black clothes say you're poetic
The sad truth is you're just pathetic
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