Pft

What is Pft?


1.

An exlamation of disbelief

Joe-"I won the lottery!!"

Me-"Pft! Yeah right."

2.

used when feeling random.

usually caused by someone.

"Are you cool?" - Jamie

"Yes? pft." - Susie

See random, someone, word, feelings, used, swearing

3.

Penis Fly Trap; a vagina

did you see her PFT? DAAAAAMN!!

See Bobby

4.

the noise my dog makes when he farts

suddenly i heard my dog's rump go 'pffffftt'

5.

Comptuer text talk for - Please Fucking Tell

Boy: You are ugly

Girl: pft why you said that to me

See funny, laugh, haha, hilarious, lmao

6.

Penis Fly Trap; a vagina

i got trapped in her PFT


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