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The exact opposite of "ball searing hot" and "hot as balls."
So cold a man's testicles shrivel up.
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A casual greeting used in the morning after being out the previous night on a drinking binge having not gone to bed yet.
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The inability to see one's rectum.
I just can't see my ass coming in to work today due to a severe case of anal glacouma...