What is Pgp?
1.
A pubic hair in plain view of the public, usually found on a toilet seat. Pube Gone Public.
Instead of sitting on the toilet to unload my turd, I hovered over it beacuse of all the PGP's.
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2.
This term had been created to summarize most problems in the lives of males.
In seeing problems with several friends over the same girl, I noticed the girl was creating problems for all 3 of them.
I then decided to coin a term that would from thereon easily describe situations similar to this, i.e. where a woman is causing problems for others.
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1. As a noun:
PGP stands for (a) Pussy Given Problem.
A problem caused by a pussy or vagina, a
female sexual organ that has caused many problems through the ages. Often a lust for men.
2. As a verb:
PGPed (past tense) to have been burdened by a Pussy Given Problem.
3. As an interjection:
PGP stands for Pussies Give Problems.
This could be used as a wise saying amongst other to see clearly the problem at hand. When talking about a female problem amongst friends, one could say this one word "PGP." and will have accurately stated the obvious.
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This term is not to be limited to just male problems, PGPs can come onto other females also.
Problems could spring in a lot of places, a PGP could be caused for a car to.
A woman might be trying to fix a car and ends up ruining it, she has PGPed the car.
I hope to have given my male friends a way to correctly assign the cause for many problems in their lives.
To solve a PGP is to "get rid of the bitch".
"A pussy is only as good as it can produce viable results in the world."
- J.G.
1. John had been sick all week, I suspect he has a PGP on his hands...or in his bed.
2. I remember when Joe was PGPed by Tracy, he failed his SATs because of her.
3. Jack: "Man I can't believe I haven't get rid of this headache yet, and my car broke down too, and all these weird things have been happening to me."
Mike: "PGP."
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3.
1) Very popular software program known as "Pretty Good Privacy" or PGP.
2) Later used as "Pretty Good ___" as in Pretty Good Price, Pretty Good Product, Pretty Good Pussy, etc.
1) i'm so 1337 that my standard PGP encryption is 1024-bit.
2) man, $1 for a hot dog and drink at a baseball game? that's a PGP!
4.
Pre-game pussy--
When 2 people engage in intercourse before one starts a sporting event.
I gotta get some PGP before the football game starts.
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