Phaetard Edit Meaning

1. Short-form for "surfing the crimson tide" aka, having one's period. That obnoxious time of the month where a girl can&apo..

1. A uretral monkey claw (or a fart that hurts when it comes out) While having sex Matt had a dololinspheigal..

1. When a man tucks his tackle between his legs to give the impression he has a vagina. The view from behind is known as a CanadianFruitbow..