What is Phaf?
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I was told phaff is “an old English term for taking an extraordinary amount of unnecessary time to do something, particularly when others are waiting on you.”
But it is actually a derivitive of the acronym for “Fucking Around Forever”!
see also: phaf or faf and phaffing or faffing
We were all
psyched for the freshpow and ready to go, but now were waiting for Jonny’s girlfriend while she phafs. She lost her lipstick or keys or something. Now thefreshies will be gone!
Please stop phaffing
Tracy … Grab your bag, let's go already! We are soooo late for the airport, hurry up!
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Random Words:
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1. A jam rag, botty cloth or tampon.
2. Brian.
Stay away from her mate, she's got the decorators round and has a blobstopper in.
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clitoris
"he was very partial to my lickerish allsort and I did nothing to discourage him"..
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When you take a shit that is wet enough that it easily slides out your ass but hard enough that it leaves no residue, so the person does..
