Phail Edit Meaning

1.

The act of failing; as to not achieve a desire goal/dream.

Used in many forums, as a way of saying that particular person is a true failure to human kind or some other put down related insult.

"Your parents phailed." = Your parents

did not raise you correctly, or taught you wrong.

"You phailed at life, hang yourself." Self-explanatory.

2.

a way of expressing extreme and/or pitiful failure. Also, failing so badly that the person who failed does not deserve the correct spelling of 'fail' and therefore the 'f' is substituted with a 'ph'.

"You fail....but it's so pitiful that you 'phail' with a 'ph'!"

See fail, phail, phailure, failure, etc.

3.

Having a Ph.D at failing. That is to say, the person is BEYOND failure with lack of a saving grace in the eyes of others.

Often for a marginal error, lacking knowledge or logic based on a specific type of common sense or in some cases a life choice that may not be glorified by the "in" crowd.

1. Being a 40-year old virgin is a person who phails at life itself.

2. If you phail, you fail at failing and that's the worse.

3. Because you thought Master Chief would hit Smash Bros. Brawl, you phail to understand video games.

4. I asked for a hamburger and you put cheese on it when I didn't ask you to, you phail at taking orders.

See fail, phail, nub, dumbass, dumbshit

4.

Super-mega-ultra phail. A portmanteau of the words 'phallus' and 'fail'.

As defined by certain members of The Review Lounge.

"Your project is phail."

"Fail?"

"No, phail. It's basically major suckage."

"Oh, okay. Kthxbai."

See phale, fail, epic fail, failure, phailure

5.

A level of fail that is between fail and epic fail.

He phailed at halo.

See gamer, fail, epic fail, fat, phat

6.

Phailm is commonly mispelled amongst the general population, and it should be noted it has a silent m at the end. It is part of the leet language, or 1337 language, it originated from the deepest darkest depths of the internet. Because it's part of the 1337 vocabulary, it is a pointless mispelling and has stupid characters inserted, like the term pwned. Phailm is used to describe the idiocy of someone or the failure of a certain task.

Person 1: I just bought a new Dell computer!

Person 2: Phailm!

See phail, elite, leet, 133

7.

a slang, forum-based term meaning fail, failure, wrong, or used as an insult usually meaning one is a failure, dumb, weak, etc.

person A - teh new maps suck, they are so not l337. bungie is a total phail!

person B - yeah sure you little no life forum crawling faggot. Learn to use real English and stop blaming Bungie for how bad you are.

See fail, failure, forum, dumb, wrong