Phailure

What is Phailure?

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A special type of failure, about 7 levels below failure. Failure so fantastic, it's written about in epic novels.

Man 1: "I heard a nerd asked out a model, what happened?"

Man 2: "Well, first she said no and threw her drink in his face. Then she got her quarterback boyfriend to throw the nerd into a trash can and down some stairs. Then the trash can spontaneously burst into flame and got run over by a marching band."

Man 1: "Dude.....phailure..."
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