Phailus

What is Phailus?


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Phailus is a portmanteau of failand phallus. It is used to describe a situation where one is dickeddue to failure. It can also describe what a man has after he has been cock-blockedor what he has if he fails to perform in bed.

It is similar to phail.

"Dude, I was totally gonna hit that before her friend dragged her away."

"Epic phailus!"

"Hey, at least least I didn't have a phailus last night with that one chick."

"No cool dude, not cool."

See fail, phail, phallus, boner kill, cock-block, epic fail, epic phail, phailure, failure


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