Phalaphobia

What is Phalaphobia?


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Fear of a boner.

*Wake up with a morning wood...*

"Ahhh What the fuck?! Holy shit!!.."

*The man saw his own boner.*

"AHHHHHHHHHHHH"

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Random Words:

1. When something is wrong, to the extreme. "I do not suck at life, you are most definitely false." See definitely, false, fuck..
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1. crapping in public / passing solids in the street Lads go without me i need Evert - drop off the kids at the park See poo, crap, shit..