Phallic Salad

What is Phallic Salad?


1.

The act of orally pleasing the male retcal area while simultaneously pleasing the man's throbbing penis head.

Usually performed while the shaft is flacid and bendable, then after full erection the 'meal' is concluded with a solo performance on the Rusty Trombone.

Earl was one to always cut corners. Even when he was out with his man-friend.

So, to cut the time of his homosexual date in half, he just had a nice PHALLIC SALAD to finish the dinner. Now, it was onto the movie part of the date...


54

Random Words:

1. a silly willy head with no brain and no willy George Bush is a yackher...
1. The act of a girl defecating on her partner's testicles during sex in the reverse cowgirlposition. Once Chloe got off Robert he ha..
1. A lake located in central Newfoundland surrounded by a isolated mountain.. hidden in the woods is a trappers cabin where many a good ti..