Phallitis

What is Phallitis?

To see random phallic images everywhere in normal objects and normal situations.

Guy 1: Dude do you see that giant cock on that wall?

Guy 2: No dude.

Guy 1: What? Its massive and its right there!

Guy 2: Ma, I think you have Phallitis.

See phallic, dick, cock, genitals

Why Am I Wearing Pants? Moment

1. A moment of sudden realisation. Derived from the feeling felt when one is home alone and realises that the act of wearing pantsis futile..

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Dirty Loaf

1. Another word for taking a shit. Man that was a dirty loaf! Fuck man your dirty loaf reeks! See dirty, loaf, dirty sanchez, teabagging..

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