Phallitis

What is Phallitis?

To see random phallic images everywhere in normal objects and normal situations.

Guy 1: Dude do you see that giant cock on that wall?

Guy 2: No dude.

Guy 1: What? Its massive and its right there!

Guy 2: Ma, I think you have Phallitis.

See phallic, dick, cock, genitals

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