Phallitis

What is Phallitis?

To see random phallic images everywhere in normal objects and normal situations.

Guy 1: Dude do you see that giant cock on that wall?

Guy 2: No dude.

Guy 1: What? Its massive and its right there!

Guy 2: Ma, I think you have Phallitis.

See phallic, dick, cock, genitals

Oxymoredorkious

1. A dork that uses Oxymorons all the time trying to be cool!! I'm an Oxymoredorkious. I like your big boobs!!..

Bourbons, Jaffa Cakes And Jammy Dodgers

1. possibly the best biscuits in the world. ever. They own you. AND your mum. it's impossible to eat them like you would eat a mere ..

Fickled

1. A fake person. Acting "brand new" Man, this chick is so fickled, going behind my back and changing all the rules. See fake, ..

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