Phallutosis Edit Meaning

1. A huge cumshot; Mertle Beach. I jizzed so hard and long that I shot a grandstrand on her face. Mertle Beach is located on the Grandstr..

1. Time spent relaxing by yourself and generally being anti social. Generally accompanied by salt baths, dinners by yourself and poetry. A..

1. The arival of a life long fleshy commitment nine months after sex. Brian thought he was so lucky to have shagged Lucy though nine month..