Phantom Ace

What is Phantom Ace?

a poo that disappears round the bend of the loo before you stand up, and leaves no trace of pooey remnants on your arse when you wipe.

There is no actual proof that this has ever happened.

"I thought i had a poo, but there was nothing in the pan. When I wiped my arse, there was nothing there!"

"Youve had a phantom ace, mate."

See Rob

Owt

1. Anything/something Better owt than nowt. Is there owt in that box? 2. Owt means Anything as shown in the example. Are you doing owt..

On Mamas

1. Putting it down. Promising. "I'm gonna make 100 bucks today...I put that on mamas" See mamas, mama, yo mama, promise..

Laios

1. 1. interj., Used to express mild amusement; see lol 2. prop. n., Mythological Theban king; father of Oedipus 1. King Laios was killed ..

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