What is Phantom Ace?
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a poo that disappears round the bend of the loo before you stand up, and leaves no trace of pooey remnants on your arse when you wipe.
There is no actual proof that this has ever happened.
"I thought i had a poo, but there was nothing in the pan. When I wiped my arse, there was nothing there!"
"Youve had a phantom ace, mate."
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The act of destroying (verbally, mentally, and physically) someone so bad they lose sleep over it.
Guy:"yo Fatmir, the rest of us ..
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to have a lot of money like the kind you wil find at the end of a rainbow
Damn Susan you always have bunch of 20s on you your family ha..
