What is Phantom Ace?
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a poo that disappears round the bend of the loo before you stand up, and leaves no trace of pooey remnants on your arse when you wipe.
There is no actual proof that this has ever happened.
"I thought i had a poo, but there was nothing in the pan. When I wiped my arse, there was nothing there!"
"Youve had a phantom ace, mate."
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The group of people in your school who never stopped watching Pokemon, fail to bathe on a daily basis, become strangel..
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Unshaven vagina with crabs.
That girl is so dirty i bet shes got a very hairy berry patch...
