Phantom Ace

What is Phantom Ace?

a poo that disappears round the bend of the loo before you stand up, and leaves no trace of pooey remnants on your arse when you wipe.

There is no actual proof that this has ever happened.

"I thought i had a poo, but there was nothing in the pan. When I wiped my arse, there was nothing there!"

"Youve had a phantom ace, mate."

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Duskin

1. ejaculating and pooping on the floor simultaneously 2004 - Dustin B. Dustin made a duskin while watching porn. Dustin had to clean up ..

Ooooof

1. Exclamation usually noting disbelief. Construction Worker #1 - Yo, check out the cans on that broad. Construction Worker #2 - Ooooof! ..

Cufield

1. Signifies the epitome of wit. or A witty remark. "Damn, you are quite the cufield." See ufck..

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