What is Phantom Ace?
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a poo that disappears round the bend of the loo before you stand up, and leaves no trace of pooey remnants on your arse when you wipe.
There is no actual proof that this has ever happened.
"I thought i had a poo, but there was nothing in the pan. When I wiped my arse, there was nothing there!"
"Youve had a phantom ace, mate."
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the top keys on your keyboard.
rumored to be an Indian guys name.
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(n) The best breed of dog in the world. Small enough to fit in ur bag, and big enough not to be a cat.
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