What is Phantom Action?
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A part of a dream that is so ordinary and realistic that you believe it to have actually happened. Phantom Actions entail incredibly simple circumstances such as putting your keys in a different place, or telling someone who looks like Barbara Walters that he or she looks like Barbara Walters.
"I could have sworn that I bought new shampoo. I guess it was just a Phantom Action"
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To have sex with a tumescently corpulent Bar hag.
"Hey Joe, what did you do last night"
"Oh you know. I went out to a B..