Phantom Blumpkin

What is Phantom Blumpkin?

When one is about to receive a blumpkin but gets shy or nervous and can only force out a fart.

Tim went to get a blumpkin from jen but couldnt crap, all he did was fart. Therefore he got a phantom blumpkin.

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