What is Phantom Blumpkin?
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When one is about to receive a blumpkin but gets shy or nervous and can only force out a fart.
Tim went to get a blumpkin from jen but couldnt crap, all he did was fart. Therefore he got a phantom blumpkin.
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1. Something that is cool
2. A person (any size) who is eating alot.
3. A fat person.
4. A woman with a large but attractive ass
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