Phantom Blumpkin

What is Phantom Blumpkin?

When one is about to receive a blumpkin but gets shy or nervous and can only force out a fart.

Tim went to get a blumpkin from jen but couldnt crap, all he did was fart. Therefore he got a phantom blumpkin.

See blumpkins, blumpkin, blumpkin vagina platypus, blow job, shit

Vajestic

1. A vagina of unsurpassed grace and beauty. May be also to describe something incredibly effiminate. Ex 1: "Did you see the new Lin..

Robynsday

1. A day that you are looking forward to. Commonly referred to as Friday. A date to be excited about. Have a great Robynsday That was a..

Mole-n'-feld

1. When your trying so hard to be drunk and high, that it doesn't even occur to you how ridiculous it is that your yelling out "I..

Phantom Blumpkin Edit Meaning