Phantom Blumpkin

What is Phantom Blumpkin?

When one is about to receive a blumpkin but gets shy or nervous and can only force out a fart.

Tim went to get a blumpkin from jen but couldnt crap, all he did was fart. Therefore he got a phantom blumpkin.

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-ah

1. a suffix to most words. some say it can mean ass. Others say it's just a suffix. dirt-ah: something dirty, unpleasant, or an act o..

I.g.n.a.

1. IGNA means: I GET NO ASS!!! basically when u get no ass becauseur to big of a pussy not neccicarily because ur ugly or undesireable; a..

Zestways

1. 1. When cops come to break up a party everyone runs zestways. 2. When someone ses to be every where at once, they're goin zestways..

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