Phantom Buzz

What is Phantom Buzz?


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The false sensation of feeling your cell phone vibrate in your pocket when you're suffering from textpectation or expecting a call from that certain girl (that will never actually call you back).

Guy #1: <whips cell phone out of pocket>

Guy #2: She finally got back to you?!?

Guy #1: Nope. Damn, it was just phantom buzz.

Guy#2: Ouch, sorry dude.

See cell, phone, vibrate, textpectation, mobile


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