Phantom Case Theory

What is Phantom Case Theory?


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The theory in which the sum of beers claimed to be drank is greater than beers ever present. Derives from the Macho-man complex where the more beer you drink the cooler you are. Simply, a 30 pack plus 10 phantom beers equals 40 beers claimed.

Chad- How was last night?

Blaine- Good, the five of us split a case of Natty; had about 7 or 8 each.

Chad- Sounds like a classic case of phantom case theory.

See beer, lying, drinking, case


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