Phantom Dooker

What is Phantom Dooker?


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A larger poo teasing your pants by poking in and out of your anus almost touching cotton but dashing back in the second its presence is felt leaving nothing but its rancid odor left from is warm depths, where it can cling to all fabrics and smell for about 2 severe minutes.

Usually the preamble to a very large poo mostly within an hour.

If missed can lead to constipation.

Danny: man those tacos, cheetos, munchos with a coke...and a lot of water was good.

Jeff: yeah man

Danny: yeah wow i think i pooped my pants

Jeff: o man whats that nasty smell

Danny: i dont know man gimme a napikin

Jeff: ok

Dannt: naa dude it was just the Phantom Dooker

Jeff: o dang we need to get you to a hospital soon; th Pootrain will pull into Pants Station

See doggin, poop, fart, shart, crap, pants, stinky, poot, poo, dooker, phantom, dookie, shoo shoo


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