What is Phantom Fart?
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1) When a person has farted various feet behind him/her, and still think the smell of this outrageous fart is in their presence.
2) The thought "cutting the cheese" around you
3) The fright of a fart being with you
Betty was embaressed when she thought her smelly fart was around her and all of her friends, but in reality the fart was many feet behind her. She had a phantom fart.
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