Phantom Flatulence

What is Phantom Flatulence?

Farts with questionable origin or cause. Not to be confused with the source of the gas (i.e. your butt, your friend's butt).

Damn! Where's all this phantom flatulence coming from?? I already went to the bathroom today!

Brbrq

1. Be right back real quick Dude hang on a fucking second, ill brbrq ! See brb, be, right, back, quick..

Oompaloot'd

1. The act of being hit by an OompaLoompa. *Hits you with an OompaLoompa* Oompaloot'd! See Skip..

Irish Slingshot

1. An irish slingshot would be used in the situation that you just received bad head. First you would remove your dick from her mouth, then..

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