Phantom Flatulence

What is Phantom Flatulence?

Farts with questionable origin or cause. Not to be confused with the source of the gas (i.e. your butt, your friend's butt).

Damn! Where's all this phantom flatulence coming from?? I already went to the bathroom today!

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Butt Pudding

1. foul smelling loosely-formed shit. Greg thought he was going to pinch a loaf, but instead dropped some butt pudding. See spray mud, di..

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