Phantom Flatulence

What is Phantom Flatulence?

Farts with questionable origin or cause. Not to be confused with the source of the gas (i.e. your butt, your friend's butt).

Damn! Where's all this phantom flatulence coming from?? I already went to the bathroom today!

Vallies

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Hoop Di Doop

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Shitest

1. If something is the shit, its pretty awesome. So being the shitest, its the awesomest. See Jacob Kiker. Jacob Kiker is the shitest kid..

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