Phantom Flatulence

What is Phantom Flatulence?

Farts with questionable origin or cause. Not to be confused with the source of the gas (i.e. your butt, your friend's butt).

Damn! Where's all this phantom flatulence coming from?? I already went to the bathroom today!

Buddy Number 5

1. Comes from Andrew, the 5th buddy. A buddy which has less importance than 4 other buddies in a friend group. "LOL, we wont tell bud..

Quizzy Quazzy

1. That thing you get full up to. (full of food) "I'm full up to my quizzy quazzy." See quiz, full, quizzy, quazzie, kwaz ..

Quoking

1. Vaginalsmoking, as demonstrated on at least one Internetvideo sequence with that gorgeous woman who says "and you don't cough,..

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