Phantom Flatulence

What is Phantom Flatulence?

Farts with questionable origin or cause. Not to be confused with the source of the gas (i.e. your butt, your friend's butt).

Damn! Where's all this phantom flatulence coming from?? I already went to the bathroom today!

Kidmmitments

1. Driving to various sports practices, working on science fair projects, attending school fairs, concerts and other events. Anything that ..

Krewt

1. (always pronounced with a rolled 'r') 1. Saurkraut, or more generally, any sort of food. 2. A rum and diet coke, or, more ge..

Valitosis

1. Quite simply, a smelly ass pussy. A twat in dire need of a douche. Damn, that chick Marlenda has a bad case of valitosis. See pussy, ..

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