Phantom Flatulence

What is Phantom Flatulence?

Farts with questionable origin or cause. Not to be confused with the source of the gas (i.e. your butt, your friend's butt).

Damn! Where's all this phantom flatulence coming from?? I already went to the bathroom today!

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