Phantom Flatulence

What is Phantom Flatulence?

Farts with questionable origin or cause. Not to be confused with the source of the gas (i.e. your butt, your friend's butt).

Damn! Where's all this phantom flatulence coming from?? I already went to the bathroom today!

Jump Frog

1. to challenge one to a duel i.e. to call someone out Jump frog, I aint Kevin Costner I don't dance with wolves!..

Operation Fascination

1. a plan to make out with someone before the end of the night So you choose Stew to succeed in operation fascination? See make-out, hook..

Quimley Soup

1. the substance discharged after vigorous anal sex "pass me a towel, or a sock, or ANYTHING! I've got quimley soup running down..

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