Phantom Flatulence

What is Phantom Flatulence?

Farts with questionable origin or cause. Not to be confused with the source of the gas (i.e. your butt, your friend's butt).

Damn! Where's all this phantom flatulence coming from?? I already went to the bathroom today!

Stress Smoker

1. A person that only smokes when feeling a certain amount of stress. -Why are you smoking Jeff? -I'm stressed out about the gig. -..

Zepphyr

1. A person who plays a sprot or game and is out standing at this. Nick is a zepphyr at counter strike..

P. Kelly Special

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