Phantom Flatulence

What is Phantom Flatulence?

Farts with questionable origin or cause. Not to be confused with the source of the gas (i.e. your butt, your friend's butt).

Damn! Where's all this phantom flatulence coming from?? I already went to the bathroom today!

Un-educated

1. a person whom has not attended school, or just doesnt go.. 'id rather stay home and play WoW coz ECO and MAA are just to damn hard..

Tums

1. Antacid/Calcium supliment. Used to treat upset stomachs, heartburn, acid indigestion. 10 calories, 3g of sugar, 800mg of calcium, 10mg o..

Direx

1. A shortened form of the word "directions." It comes in handy when texting someone for the location of their house or a bar. ..

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