Phantom Flatulence

What is Phantom Flatulence?

Farts with questionable origin or cause. Not to be confused with the source of the gas (i.e. your butt, your friend's butt).

Damn! Where's all this phantom flatulence coming from?? I already went to the bathroom today!

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Jedidrunkenllama

1. Person who knows more about video games than you do about your entire family. "Hello, welcome to Gamestop, this is JD Lowe, who kn..

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