Phantom Flatulence

What is Phantom Flatulence?

Farts with questionable origin or cause. Not to be confused with the source of the gas (i.e. your butt, your friend's butt).

Damn! Where's all this phantom flatulence coming from?? I already went to the bathroom today!

Gyaaaaaahhhh

1. Expression used to describe the sudden onset of migraines or other unforeseen, unexplained, illnesses that occur at work when the weathe..

Like A Haemophiliac In A Bar Brawl

1. (Simile) Bleeding excessively. This guy is like a haemophiliac in a bar brawl, get the fuckin doc! See Gumba Gumba..

My Monkey

1. person not worthy of the fuckin name itself simple bullshyt See anonymous..

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