Phantom Flatulence

What is Phantom Flatulence?

Farts with questionable origin or cause. Not to be confused with the source of the gas (i.e. your butt, your friend's butt).

Damn! Where's all this phantom flatulence coming from?? I already went to the bathroom today!

W+k

1. wife plus kids "Yo dude, whachoo doin later?" "The w+k are gonna be at a movie, so imagonna get my jerk on!" See ..

Off Your Face

1. Jjust being anything other than sober to the Nth degree probably means you are off your face. e.g being drunk, stoned, high on somethin..

Dytiutb

1. Do You Take It Up The Butt?..

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