Phantom Friend

What is Phantom Friend?


1.

Simple to perform, produces hilarity for hours. First, turn on your video camera. Next, you engage in anal sex with your partner, but bring a friend secretly. Make sure that you are near a window. As you are about to dispatch your men, pull out and let your friend in on he deed. Try not to let her notice. Run outside to the window and make a silly face at her. Hilarity ensues. Ten points.

While giving Sam's litle sister a Phantom Friend, I punched a hole through the window and gave her a bloody nose.

2.

You are doing a girl from behind while she is facing a window. You pull out and your friend resumes for you while the girl still thinks its you. You then walk outside, and wave to the girl through the window, therefore telling the girl that it is no longer you fucking her.

Yo bitch you wanna come over and pull the phantom friend on my girl.

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