What is Phantom Jobber?
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Someone who leaves the toilet in a mess. Normally by leaving sliding faece marks in the bowl. Occasionally they flush, sometimes they do not.
"You been to the shitter recently? The phantom jobber is back again, f**king skids everywhere"
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