Phantom Masturbator

What is Phantom Masturbator?

One who masturbates anonymously upon a friend's pillow

Damn, I can't believe you did that Andy Meyer, you phantom masturbator you!

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1. The total time it takes for someone to have sexual intercourse, clean themselves and walk out the door. T-Bone said he hit that, wiped ..

Crotch Cracker

1. A person who KNOWINGLY spreads Crabs by fucking everyone in creation and laughs about it. Also: A person who cock-blocks or pussy-block..

Fast Food

1. food that fat fuckers eat if they're hungry and then sue the company because they're poor and theyre total fatasses c'mo..

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