Phantom Masturbator

What is Phantom Masturbator?

One who masturbates anonymously upon a friend's pillow

Damn, I can't believe you did that Andy Meyer, you phantom masturbator you!

Smack Ass

1. To grovel to one's superior with no regard to dignity or shame. One who performs the act of groveling. Hey Bill, look at Bob. He&..

Kuumuus

1. a massive retard who posts at maggied. Kuumuus is an asshole See Pitts..

Obamnotized

1. (oh-bahm-noh-tyzed) Someone who is so deeply under the mesmerizing, hypnotic, spell of Barack Obama, they don’t even realize they’ve li..

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