Phantom Masturbator

What is Phantom Masturbator?

One who masturbates anonymously upon a friend's pillow

Damn, I can't believe you did that Andy Meyer, you phantom masturbator you!

1. Ignore previous entry, it's the best smilie around. Normal guy 1: "OMGOMGOGM I JSUT WON A GMAE IN WC3!!!11oneone" Norma..

Jebroni

1. A male who wears Abercrombie, Hollister, American Eagle. They spike their hair and act very preppy. The are douchebags most of the time...

Dick Shed

1. the fat that hangs over the belt line protecting the dick from falling beer. "look at the dick shed on your father. i'll bet ..

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