Phantom Masturbator

What is Phantom Masturbator?

One who masturbates anonymously upon a friend's pillow

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D,m,f.l.

1. A race term for being REALLY slow, stands for Dead Mother Fuckin Last. Scott:Lil E was soooo slow on the track today. Bob: Well I sure..

Went In The Tank

1. When a poker player takes a long time to make a decision. Fortunately, he "went in the tank", so I knew my hand was good. Se..

Jophus

1. A Jophus is a skater that rips on the guitar. A Jophus is really laid back and does not give a shit what others think. Most Jophus'..

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