Phantom Masturbator

What is Phantom Masturbator?

One who masturbates anonymously upon a friend's pillow

Damn, I can't believe you did that Andy Meyer, you phantom masturbator you!

Ambigude

1. N: 1. One who through artifice or nature, intentionally or unintentionally, leaves his or her sexual orientation to the imagination. ..

Alcholoic

1. badly spelled internet version of alcoholic; someone who drinks like Captian Jack Sparrow. See also Veritas Look cracka, I aint no alch..

Jailbait Mathematician

1. A person who is an expert in determining the legal age of a person. "She says she was born in '88. How old does that make he..

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