Phantom Masturbator

What is Phantom Masturbator?

One who masturbates anonymously upon a friend's pillow

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Mccomedy

1. The comedy stylings of Dylan Trahan. Though understatement, situations, hyperbole, and other classical humour devices are excluded, word..

Snatch His Ghost

1. sn-atc/h gh-os/t Originating from prison yard slang through North America... referring to the non-solicited taking of a man's anal..

W.a.s.

1. Stands for Wide Ass Syndrome. A genetic syndrome that causes the subject to have an enlarged posterior. D! Look! Those chicks have a ba..

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