Phantom Masturbator

What is Phantom Masturbator?

One who masturbates anonymously upon a friend's pillow

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Arrowood

1. Waking up with a large boner. I woke up with a huge arrowood this morning. See morning wood, boner, stiffy, hard-on, woody..

Nigerian Road Block

1. When there is far too many penises to fit in the available orifices. The gang bang got started, there was no place to put my cock. It l..

Znort

1. The correct pronunciation of snort. Let's get us some P bro and znort that shnit. 2. A mispelling of "Snort" used in a..

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