Phantom Masturbator

What is Phantom Masturbator?

One who masturbates anonymously upon a friend's pillow

Damn, I can't believe you did that Andy Meyer, you phantom masturbator you!

Zebadiah

1. someone who normally seen working around Apple computers and performs weird sports such as gymnastics, cheerleading, and solving Rubik&a..

Revelas

1. revelas re⋅vel⋅as ruh-vel-uhs -noun A markedly perverse individual, given to bouts of masochistic autoeroticism. In the days of ant..

Hoemygosh

1. A derivative of the exclamation "Ohmygosh!", used specifically for any Slutty McWhorecakes in the area. Usually used to under..

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.

Phantom Masturbator Edit Meaning