Phantom Masturbator

What is Phantom Masturbator?

One who masturbates anonymously upon a friend's pillow

Damn, I can't believe you did that Andy Meyer, you phantom masturbator you!

Hoosierhoops

1. One fly ass mothafucka. Damn, look at that HoosierHoops...

Ain't No Thang But A Chicken Wang

1. Whenever something seems imposible to to do yet somehow one is able to pull it off. copyright: esteban Hey Esteban there's no way..

Sticky Teddybear

1. When your banging a 14 year old and you wipe your dick on her teddybear when you finish. Like....OMG. when he left all I had was a stic..

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