What is Phantom Phone Syndrome?
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The sensation that your phone is vibrating against your leg even when it's not in your pocket.
Dude, why are you touching yourself like that?
My phone's vibrating.
Your phone is right there on the counter. You've got phantom phone syndrome.
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