What is Phantom Poo?
1.
When you have a poo, you feel it come out, but when you go to flush the toilet, (and of course examine your "
Woah, so freaky. I just had a phantom poo!
2.
A poo that hides behind the U bend of the toilet, therefore leaving only its phantom essence.
As I stared down in bewilderment down my empty toilet, the thought occured to me that I must have had a phantom poo.
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3.
When you do a terd and go to wipe your ass and theres no poo on your anus
"where did that shit go,must have been a Phantom poo
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