Phantom Poo

What is Phantom Poo?


1.

When you have a poo, you feel it come out, but when you go to flush the toilet, (and of course examine your "modern art") there's no shit there!

Woah, so freaky. I just had a phantom poo!

2.

A poo that hides behind the U bend of the toilet, therefore leaving only its phantom essence.

As I stared down in bewilderment down my empty toilet, the thought occured to me that I must have had a phantom poo.

See phantom, poo, toilet, essence

3.

When you do a terd and go to wipe your ass and theres no poo on your anus

"where did that shit go,must have been a Phantom poo

See phantom poo, pp, ghostly poo, nm


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