Phantom Poo

What is Phantom Poo?


1.

When you have a poo, you feel it come out, but when you go to flush the toilet, (and of course examine your "modern art") there's no shit there!

Woah, so freaky. I just had a phantom poo!

2.

A poo that hides behind the U bend of the toilet, therefore leaving only its phantom essence.

As I stared down in bewilderment down my empty toilet, the thought occured to me that I must have had a phantom poo.

See phantom, poo, toilet, essence

3.

When you do a terd and go to wipe your ass and theres no poo on your anus

"where did that shit go,must have been a Phantom poo

See phantom poo, pp, ghostly poo, nm


55

Random Words:

1. A sentiment expressing sympathy or empathy, as in "I'm sorry", though not an apology. "My girlfriend dumped me the ..
1. Colorful zebra striped baggy pants made of very thin cotton. This clothing preference is typical of large and hairy mediterranean men w..
1. An utterly emormous construction on an unthinkable scale. A mere theory, a Dyson Sphere is a "space ship" that encircles an en..