Phantom Pooper

What is Phantom Pooper?


1.

A person spontaneously and anonymously who defecates in public areas. The areas are chosen for the greatest visual and olfactory effect upon the observer, for example:

1. Water fountains

2. Public Pools and the Beach

3. Dressing Rooms.

4. Ex girlfriends mailbox.

Also see Poop Phantom

1. " Mommy I want a drink of...WHAAAAAAAAAAA...the phantom pooper...WHAAAAAAAAA! "

2. "Great day for a swim...what's that floating by your face? OMG! " The Phantom Pooper had struck again.

3. " Don't these pants look great...whats that smell?"

4. " Phantom pooper? Listen lady I don't care why your bill is late...just pay it.

See poop, pooping, feces, defecate, stupid

2.

Unknown toilet assailant. Someone who renders a public toilet unusable by stuffing paper and often feces in the bowl. Also known as "spiking the guns."

What took you so long?

I had to go to the second floor bathroom. Somebody flooded the stall.

Curse you Phantom Pooper!

See poop, toilet, lavatory, vandalism, dump, bathroom, tp, clogged


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