What is Phantom Shit Bandit?
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A person with an ass so big they would need mirrors to back into the stall visits a public/office restroom and defecates the messiest sloppiest nutty dump all over seat and floor. They always manage to slip away without be noticed, despite HOW big they are.
MY god the phantom shit bandit strikes again. My good it is all over the walls too.
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A person who oversees the sale and distribution of vaginas.
see: pimp
Hooker: Half of my money goes to my vaginal sales represenative!..
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When you scrotebuff in the shower.
Hank: Why has TJ been in the shower for so long?
Chris: I don't know, maybe he's scrotebu..
