Phantom Shit Bandit

What is Phantom Shit Bandit?


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A person with an ass so big they would need mirrors to back into the stall visits a public/office restroom and defecates the messiest sloppiest nutty dump all over seat and floor. They always manage to slip away without be noticed, despite HOW big they are.

MY god the phantom shit bandit strikes again. My good it is all over the walls too.

See shit, poop, crap, dump, ass, fat


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