Phantom Shits

What is Phantom Shits?

1. when you've had a crap and wipe your arse but the sheet comes back clean, and you wonder if you actually went.

2. a phrase meaning you've had good luck

1. "I was running late but I really needed a shit - luckily it was a phantom, so I made it to work bang on time."

2. A - "Hey, you look happy."

B - "Yeah, I've been having phantom shits all week."

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W@k

1. A word yelled by a noob as they own another noob, usually in an online game. Person 1: hehehe... Person 2: What the fuck are you doing..

Ultra-pimp

1. See "dargrak". Because that man has such hugely large genitals, he must be an ultra-pimp...

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