What is Phantom Shits?
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1. when you've had a crap and wipe your arse but the sheet comes back clean, and you wonder if you actually went.
2. a phrase meaning you've had good luck
1. "I was running late but I really needed a shit - luckily it was a phantom, so I made it to work bang on time."
2. A - "Hey, you look happy."
B - "Yeah, I've been having phantom shits all week."
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A sexual act of any sort such as wank, blowjob, have sex with
Sir wank a lot orangebooms all over Erica's quivering tits!
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He played as Jesus in The Passion Of Christ.
"Give him a wig and beard, and lo'n'behold : it's Jesus!"
-me
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