What is Phantom Shits?
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1. when you've had a crap and wipe your arse but the sheet comes back clean, and you wonder if you actually went.
2. a phrase meaning you've had good luck
1. "I was running late but I really needed a shit - luckily it was a phantom, so I made it to work bang on time."
2. A - "Hey, you look happy."
B - "Yeah, I've been having phantom shits all week."
Random Words:
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1) A very strange situation that results in confusion.
2) An opportunity in which odd circumstances are revealed and explained.
Me and..
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When you have a big sore on the end of you cock.
Man one morning I woke up and the was a huge Zitgainonthetoffle on the head of my cock..
