What is Phantom Shits?
1.
1. when you've had a crap and wipe your arse but the sheet comes back clean, and you wonder if you actually went.
2. a phrase meaning you've had good luck
1. "I was running late but I really needed a shit - luckily it was a phantom, so I made it to work bang on time."
2. A - "Hey, you look happy."
B - "Yeah, I've been having phantom shits all week."
Random Words:
1.
A porno where two girls wrestle in a pool of diarrhea.
"Hey I saw Two Girls One Pool last night"
"Wow dude that's ..
1.
One who hikes a hiking trail that takes a month or more to complete. The hike is not necessaily done without leaving the woods or path...