Phantom Shits

What is Phantom Shits?

1. when you've had a crap and wipe your arse but the sheet comes back clean, and you wonder if you actually went.

2. a phrase meaning you've had good luck

1. "I was running late but I really needed a shit - luckily it was a phantom, so I made it to work bang on time."

2. A - "Hey, you look happy."

B - "Yeah, I've been having phantom shits all week."

Velvet Canyon

1. Pussy, twat, cunt, cherry pie P-Phat dove into Becky's velvet canyon tongue first! See pussy, twat, cunt, lips, soft, hole..

Friginity

1. vulnerability to cold temperatures My first winter in Minneapolis I was a shivering little waif. But now I've lost my friginity an..

Quaz

1. n. Somebody or something that is extremely uncool (see lame), extremely bad (see heinous), and so on. adj. To describe something as bei..

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