Phantom Step

What is Phantom Step?


1.

When you your walking in the dark or preoccupied with your mobile phone/psp/ipod etc. etc. whilst on the stairs and then you get to the top step and totally freakout when you go to step on the next step and there isn't one there and you proceed to have a mini heart-attack and then you realize everything is ok.

*ring ring*

Jim: Oh hey man.

Ron: Hey wanna grab a beer later?

Jim: Yeah sounds good.

Ron: Ok I'm on my way to the car. I'll be over there in abo- aughhhhh.

Jim: Ron?! RON!?!?

Ron: Oh my sweet Jesus *sob*

Jim: Dude what's wrong?!?!

Ron: Oh never mind I was just walking up the stairs and there was a phantom step. No biggie.

Jim: Screw you.

*click*

See i, am, you


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