What is Phantom Text Syndrome?
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Phantom Text Syndrome, or PTS, is an acute neurological phenomenon characterized by thinking you have received a text from someone (i.e. by vibration or sound indicator) when actually nothing has occurred. Recently coined by world-renowned Psychologist Gustav Kuznetsova, PTS is now accepted by the American Psychological Association.
Guy 1: (Abruptly reaches into his pocket)
Guy 2: "Got a text, dude?"
Guy 1: "Yeah, let me just…"(Pulls phone out to see a blank screen) "Oh, wait.
Forget it. Guess I was wrong."
Guy 3: "Phantom Text Syndrome!!!"
Guy 2: "Yo, I think they got meds for that shit now."
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