What is Phantom Text Syndrome?

1.

Phantom Text Syndrome, or PTS, is an acute neurological phenomenon characterized by thinking you have received a text from someone (i.e. by vibration or sound indicator) when actually nothing has occurred. Recently coined by world-renowned Psychologist Gustav Kuznetsova, PTS is now accepted by the American Psychological Association.

Guy 1: (Abruptly reaches into his pocket)

Guy 2: "Got a text, dude?"

Guy 1: "Yeah, let me just…"(Pulls phone out to see a blank screen) "Oh, wait.

Forget it. Guess I was wrong."

Guy 3: "Phantom Text Syndrome!!!"

Guy 2: "Yo, I think they got meds for that shit now."

See text, cell, phone, syndrome, medical, disorder, psychology
11

Random Words:

Bukkake Circle Of Trust
1. Used in innitiation to test ones capacity. If this person lets this act be prformed on them, then and only then will you truely be able ..
Read more
Howsabout
1. Enquiry as to attunement or perception towards a reception of a particular issue Howsabout a piece of the action. See perception, rece..
Read more
Tennessee Cologne
1. The odor that a redneck gets after going for too long without bathing or showering. Hillbillyaroma. Cletus only bathed once a week. ..
Read more

Best StartPage for your browser.

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.



Get it for Free