Phantom Turd

What is Phantom Turd?


1.

a turd that comes out your ass so fast that it disappears up the u-bend. u hear a big splash, but when u look in to the bowl, there's nothing there...

*splash* ooh sounded like a biggy! wa- heyyy? where did it go? damn spooky phantom turd!

2.

N. (fantum terd)

When you take a shit and look in the toilet and there is nothing there.

After a long day of work I came home and took a long PHANTOM TURD, then I went to McDonald's.

See moby dick, invisishit, pedro

3.

Faeces that disappears around the u-bend without flushing, leaving no trace it had ever been there.

I know I've just had a shit, but it's a phantom turd!

4.

the turd that always returns no matter how many times you flush...

The phantom turd would not flush no matter how hard I tried.

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