Phantom Whipped

What is Phantom Whipped?


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when a man posseses all the qualities of being whipped without having a girlfriend. This is a result of a guy trying to move up and get a girl out of his league and being stuck in the friend zone.

Greg: You hear Dan apoligized to Arielle by giving her a Reeses Peanut Butter Cup?"

Bret: "Wow he's so phantom whipped!"

See cunt barnacle, whipped


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