What is Phantom Windpants?
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crazy windpants that have a zipper for a mouth and crazy glowing eyes.
the runner up to moo crew for woodstock academy sports crowd name, not to be confused with WA tang clan.
Barry:I put on my phantom windpants this morning and they tried to bite me in the testicles!
Jerry: Why do you where them?!?!
Barry: They break the wind well...almost too well.
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A guy or girl who would pay $20 to see a donkey have sex with a woman or man and have the beast ejaculate in his or her asshole.
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Someone preferably a skeezer, that is willing to climb 80 flights of stairs for unzipped sex.
you 80 flight hoe get someone who will ta..
