Phantom Windpants

What is Phantom Windpants?

crazy windpants that have a zipper for a mouth and crazy glowing eyes.

the runner up to moo crew for woodstock academy sports crowd name, not to be confused with WA tang clan.

Barry:I put on my phantom windpants this morning and they tried to bite me in the testicles!

Jerry: Why do you where them?!?!

Barry: They break the wind well...almost too well.

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