What is Phantom Windpants?
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crazy windpants that have a zipper for a mouth and crazy glowing eyes.
the runner up to moo crew for woodstock academy sports crowd name, not to be confused with WA tang clan.
Barry:I put on my phantom windpants this morning and they tried to bite me in the testicles!
Jerry: Why do you where them?!?!
Barry: They break the wind well...almost too well.
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A women so hidously ugly that viagra (or alcohol) will not make them attractive.
Friend: "Hey Joe, I hear you have a new lady boss..
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The food one would consider eating while under the influence of alcohol.
I'm going to get some inebriated fodder from the store...
