Phantomcrap

What is Phantomcrap?

After taking a massive dump, when looking in the toilet to marvel at your handiwork and find ... nothing!

I swear I just passed a football but when I looked, nothing was there!? I think I took a phantomcrap.

See poop, mystery, toilet, flush, pipes

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