Phar0nix

What is Phar0nix?


1.

A No lifer in his 20's living with his parents. He is often thought to work in a Chinese buffet for obvious reasons. He wakes up every morning and his first thought is "What am I going to do on Runescape today?" He is also usually associated with a vacuum due to the fact that when you plug it in on one side it starts sucking on the other.

1)Even Phar0nix makes Zezima look good.

See no-life, runescape, phar0nix, aussie, nar, suck, sucks, sucking, sucked, rs

2.

When a man and a women really love each other on RuneScape, they create what is known as a "phar0nix". It is a baby born INTO the RuneScape world, and therefore is bound to the RuneScape with a ball and chain. A phar0nix must get 20mil XP per week, or he will be flogged to death. When two phar0nix's come in contact, they must battle to the death on the spot, there can never be over 9000 phar0nixs.

Hows a cat and a phar0nix similar? - Bill

They both has a cheseburger - Mini

See phar0nix

3.

Phar0nix, a RuneScaper who is maxed out, also means; to have wet dreams about people named Sean. Phar0nix also crys himself to sleep, knowing that he has no chance of ever being with someone named Sean, although he constantly wishes he was.

Phar0nix is not the only one that has wet dreams about the Seans of the World, Starsie`, Crunkgirl, Freshy, How_2_Fish, and Megadeath047 all have the same problem.

Phar0nix was up all night playing RuneScape when he had the sudden urge to look at a picture of someone named Sean. This is his usual routine.

See smurf, smurfette, runescape, phar0nix


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