Pharoah's Treasure

What is Pharoah's Treasure?


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When a girl is giving a blow job to two males and she takes their erect penises into her mouth at one time forming a pyramid. She then proceeds to take the cum and spit it from both men's penis into a golden urn, and buries it underneath her cat's grave in her grandma's backyard (under a full moon) while chanting in high-Egyptian. This ritual is most commonly found in Cairo, Egypt but can also be witnessed in Solvang, CA. Made famous during the reign of Cleopatra while she was experimenting with her many sex slaves.

Dude last night Jenny pharoah's treasured those two gay bartenders, they were only in it to touch dicks but she got the cum she needed and is saving it in the most intricate of urns, waiting for a full moon when she can perform the sacred ritual that defines the Pharoah's Treasure!

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