Pharting

What is Pharting?


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Verb. When you fart in such a way that it sounds like you've shat yourself. If you actually do shit yourself, technically it is sharting. The noun is 'a phart'

"Dude, that's disgusting, you sharted."

"Dw man I just pharted is all."

"Pharting rocks."

See phart, sharted, shart, fart


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