What is Pharting?
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Verb. When you fart in such a way that it sounds like you've shat yourself. If you actually do shit yourself, technically it is sharting. The noun is 'a phart'
"Dude, that's disgusting, you sharted."
"Dw man I just pharted is all."
"Pharting rocks."
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When you procrastinate so long that you cannot complete the task by the deadline.
Jon overcrastinated on his report so now it's go..