What is Phaser?
1.
An advanced weapon which fires a stream of phased particles.
Made famous by the finctional TV show "Star trek" the Phaser was never actually in wide spread use. The Phaser is capable of stunning or killing an oponant or of melting, heating and vapourising objects. In only recorded use of a phaser was when one was fired to stop William Shatner from making another album
Set your Phasers to stun
2.
A musical effect achieved by splitting the incoming signal and changing the phasing of it. The signal is taken in and out of phase and mixed back in with the original signal. As the phasing changes, different frequencies get canceled resulting in a warm sort of twisting sound.
"Phwoar! That distorted phaser effect is awesome!"
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3.
Someone who switches from scene to scene as they please for fashion and getting laid
"Look at that gunk I bet he becomes a phaser in a nickel flip!"
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4.
Similar to the "shocker", only rather than having two fingers in the pussy and one in the ass you thrust with two in the ass and one in the puss.
Dude don't get pissed but I got your girl drunk last night and gave her a phaser. I totally had one in the pink and two in the stink!
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5.
Someone who is experiencing or who has experienced "the phase" in which he or she is temporarily attracted to the same sex.
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"Yeah, he fooled around with my friend james a little bit... but it turned out he was just a phaser"
