What is Phat Fingered Essex Ska?


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Awesomevenue rockin' reggae/ska/dub written, recorded and preformed by essex's finest hippies - the New Town Kings - perfect for skanking to.

Person 1: Feel like some skanking to cheer me up....

Person 2: *puts on phat fingered essex ska*

Person 1: *has never heard anything as wicked as it before and immediately starts to skank and doesn't stop until they collapse on the floor form exhaustion*

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