What is Phat Matt?
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One who believes he is awesome beyond belief but who is in reality the worlds fattest(not really phatest)loser. Phat Matt usually gives himself the name to appear cool instead of just fat.
Who is that driving that piece of shit car? Ohh it's Phat Matt
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One who is awesome beyond belief.
Look at him, he is so phat matt!
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