What is Phat Monkey?
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A pussy that has very large and puffy lips, and, when wearing the right panties or pants, shows off an awesome camel toe.
"My wife has the phatest of phat monkeys!"
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a term use to desrcibe a woman with large pussy lips. pussy lips remind you of chimps lips. best viewed when she is bending over or laying flat on her stomach.
porn star Olivia O'Lovely. da chick got a "phat monkey"
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When a woman queefs and the gas is so toxic it causes a scab in her pussy area.
Oh noes!! My queef cut my pussy!!!111 Zomg!!!1 Now i ha..