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the art of text messaging while defecating
I didn't have a newspaper, so I killed a few minutes on the can by stink texting.
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A twice divorced woman on the hunt for a younger man, derivitive of cougar.
My friend Joe picked up an ubercougar at the bar last night..
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To have an ambiguous status, especially pertaining to IM status. To be there, yet not be there.
I was about to IM her and tell her not..