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When your partner defecates on your big toe, and you drag it across their chest.
Dude i gave your girlfriend a velocycraptor last night..
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bar hopping in order to casually end up in the place where you plan on finding the guy/girl you've been trying to find all night- a..
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Whenever someone says "d'oh" because they answered a question wrong or made a big mistake.
After wrecking wrecking his ..