What is Phatmanotoo?
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A character's name "Phatmanotoo" trademarked and service marked by Tom Klemesrud. The name comes from the ancient Greek verb "Phatar": 'To fatten, as with food, the work of slaves, and money-laundered currencies of all nations'; and "Bastard": 'any irregular, inferior, or counterfeit thing.'
Phatmanotoo - with the head of red-haired, bass-lipped man, and the body of a manattoui, slithered up the side of a volcano, on the planet Gushishitiki, and dropped in an atom bomb; because, Xenu had given "The Phatard" an 'F' in a Nuclear Science class.
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