Phattasticness Edit Meaning

1. the offspring of a stray shot of cum intop fertile soil resulting in a delicious yet salty veggie i just grew some cumqautch in the bac..

1. The act of shooting a load on his or hers face. Then slapping the person so the cum splatters against the wall. I was so moved by the J..

1. What you call someone who is very lame with comebacks, but tries really hard anyway. "At least I have a dick" "FFS, foc..