Phelane Edit Meaning

1. a mental retardation person he is so kelvian See kel, kevin..

1. A slacker who sits around looking at porn all day on the computer. Similar to couch patato. Ted sat around all day being a mouse patato..

1. Phallic armament that is typically used by the San Fransisco military to ejaculate their enemies to a cryogenic state. May result in red..